Trackmaster

What is Trackmaster?


1.

A High School Junior WHO IS DA SHIT AT TRACK WHO GETS ALL THE FLY BITCHES IN LONGMONT ESE!

Trackmaster Stole All My Hoochies!

2.

A High School Senior WHO IS DA SHIT AT TRACK WHO GETS ALL THE FLY BITCHES IN LONGMONT ESE!

(Even though there are no fly bitches in Longmont)

Trackmaster gets all the ladies.

3.

Requirements to be trackmaster:

-must be a distance runner

-must KICK ASS

I am the trackmaster.

See track, runner, trackie, sports, athlete

4.

The MVP of the distance team.

A sprinter cannot be "the trackmaster" because sprinters are weak.

See track, sports, athlete, running, sprinter, BBQ

5.

That bastard kid, who's a year younger than you, but still manages to kick you ass almost every time!!!

Hey, Trackmaster, slow down.


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