What is Traditional Christmas?


1.

Noun.

A traditional christmas consists of the following.

1.) Drinking.

2.) Beating your wife

3.) Having gay buttsex with your friends

Guy 1: Hey guys, do you want to have a traditional christmas this year?

Guy 2: What's that?

Guy 1: Oh, it's where you drink and beat your wife

Guy 2: Sounds fun, lets do it!

Guy 1: Oh, and we have to have gay buttsex.

Guy 3: ...

See fag, christmas, jesus, tradition, Titto


0

Random Words:

1. French for "The King"; Heath Newton's self proclaimed title in Philadelphia in 2003. Somebody: That Heath Newton is qui..
1. This is a fat football player who is fat, bad at football, and most of all fat. He is also bad in bed with women and has not usage to so..
1. Nickname for lead singer of The Used, Bert McCracken's habit of vomiting on stage some say it's a gimic but it is actualy indu..