What is Traditional Christmas?


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Noun.

A traditional christmas consists of the following.

1.) Drinking.

2.) Beating your wife

3.) Having gay buttsex with your friends

Guy 1: Hey guys, do you want to have a traditional christmas this year?

Guy 2: What's that?

Guy 1: Oh, it's where you drink and beat your wife

Guy 2: Sounds fun, lets do it!

Guy 1: Oh, and we have to have gay buttsex.

Guy 3: ...

See fag, christmas, jesus, tradition, Titto


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