What is Traditional Christmas?
1.
Noun.
A traditional christmas consists of the following.
1.) Drinking.
2.) Beating your wife
3.) Having gay buttsex with your friends
Guy 1: Hey guys, do you want to have a traditional christmas this year?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: Oh, it's where you drink and beat your wife
Guy 2: Sounds fun, lets do it!
Guy 1: Oh, and we have to have gay buttsex.
Guy 3: ...
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