Traffic Clot

What is Traffic Clot?


1.

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.

ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.

bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?

ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.

bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.

ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"

See traffic, traffic jam, road rage, ricers, earpuller

2.

A single vehicle moving at a slow speed, blocking vehicles from normal travel. Has been know to cause strokes.

I would have been to work on time had it not been for the traffic clot on Main Street.

See jam, snarl, snag, block, bottleneck

3.

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.

ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.

bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?

ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.

bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.

ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"

See traffic, traffic jam, road rage, ricers, earpuller


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