Traffic Jam

What is Traffic Jam?


1.

The by-product of either rush hour or a lane closing as a result of a car accident or construction. Mainstreets and highways become choked with cars that are literally bumper to bumper. Like a bad storm, usually the only way out of a traffic jam is sitting through it.

Car lines and lane shields make getting off an exit a daunting game of chicken. Road rage is also pretty common.

There was a huge traffic jam on I-93 when some idiots collided into each other, causing two lane closures. It was backed up all the way to Quincy.

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2.

A very popular drink mixing Red Bull and Vodka

I am going to have a bunch of Traffic Jams Friday night

See drinking, eye opener

3.

A great excuse to get an oral while driving.

I couldn't wait for the next traffic jam up ahead, I was so horny with my woman in the car.

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4.

The act of fingering or finger jamming a girl while she is driving.

My girlfriend agreed to drive me to work, but only if I gave her a traffic jam on the way there.

See fingering, finger, driving, road head, car, vagina

5.

When one person spreads their butt cheeks, while a second person deficates into the other's rectum.

At the sm club I tried a traffic jam for the first time.


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