Traffic Smack

What is Traffic Smack?

Masturbating while in heavy traffic because you are so bored there is nothing else to do.

Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yesterday?

Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.

See spanking it, masterbating, 'bate, fap, traffic

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