Traffic Smack

What is Traffic Smack?

Masturbating while in heavy traffic because you are so bored there is nothing else to do.

Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yesterday?

Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.

See spanking it, masterbating, 'bate, fap, traffic

Despress

1. A mixed feeling of desperation and depression. Asking for sex is like despress. See desperate, depressed, feeling, lonely, despress..

Zophmistar

1. Slang word used in the IRC: it describes an arrogant person who can be extremely childish. Stop acting like a zophmistar! See arrogant..

Fusilli

1. A spiral noodle. Used in pasta. Wow, that fusilli pasta was great! See noodle, noodles, spiral, fusilli, pasta..

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