Traffic Smack

What is Traffic Smack?

Masturbating while in heavy traffic because you are so bored there is nothing else to do.

Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yesterday?

Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.

See spanking it, masterbating, 'bate, fap, traffic

Um...

1. an answer commenly used when your screwed. dad: "did you have sex with my daughter?" man: "um..." See um, ah, wel..

Xy Day

1. The date of your conception One day, while talking to my mom, she mentioned I was made on Dec 3rd (I was born Aug 19th) December 3rd ..

Confugulating

1. To confuse in extreme. 1: Wow. 3 hours of math homework....and I understood none of it. 2: Ditto...that lesson was so confugulating! ..

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