Traffic Smack

What is Traffic Smack?

Masturbating while in heavy traffic because you are so bored there is nothing else to do.

Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yesterday?

Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.

See spanking it, masterbating, 'bate, fap, traffic

Cruncked

1. to be insanly drunk and/or high I'm fuckin' CRUNCKED yo!..

Humphead

1. originally used when someone acts like a father fucker.... 1. insult 2. someone really humps your head 3. when a man humps the girl ..

Hyppophagy

1. The act or practice of feeding on horseflesh. man, i was way into this chick, until i found out she engaged in hyppophagy. and she live..

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Traffic Smack Edit Meaning