Traffuck Jam

What is Traffuck Jam?


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A complete traffic SNAFU which can no longer be called a traffic jam but this.

A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.

A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.

Max: "What is this...oh..great the traffic is at a stand-still and we're in the express lanes!"

Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!

See snafu, jam, mess, traffic jam, fucked, stuck, highway


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