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Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter.
"I did her up the butt, and when I pulled out I had a chocolate jersey!"..
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What the fuck you talkin 'bout?! Derives from "shwiggity shwam", which translates to whatever the hell you want it to tr..
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A slang term for the pill. Because the pill will "punch" the ovaries so they no longer work
I don't use condoms, I just ..