Trail Goggles

What is Trail Goggles?


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Phenomenon in which one's long Hiking trip in the wild makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful;

When traversing from place to place via the extensive network of backpackin trails, One becomes preoccupied with the lack of "beautiful people" available for viewing pleasure.

Once resurfacing into society, said hikers standards for sex are extremely lower than they were prior to the adventure

Damn Bro, that babe is smokin hot! Awww wait, she has 2 teeth! I must be rockin some gnarly Trail Goggles!

See beer goggles, hiking, taint, gooch, backpacking, trail


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