What is Trailer Park Beauty Pageant?
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contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.
sub par excellence.
Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.
Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.
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to have a finger protrude in an others eyeball vigorously
jackie- do you want it harder?
jasmine- no man, im tender eyeballed. DUH!..