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During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pl..
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To have one's balls in a vice-grip. To beshackled by an unpleasant task preventing fun times that were previously planned.
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A Crumpet Loving Poofter who enjoys eating sweetcorn from other peoples Shit as well as there arseholes. They also tend to have whiny vo..