What is Trampus?
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To invent a dead baby, or other similar life incident, in order to gain respect from people who know no better.
You trampussed your frag count, just so we wouldn't call you a bitch.
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To fake your own death, and then reappear hours later. See also Jesus.
I'm snowed under with work. I'm going to have to Trampus for an hour or two.
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