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I'll be right back; to be back momentarily
Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!..
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A complete idiot. He b d n00b.
See STD.
Use protection; wear a condom!..
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Alternatively '(the) end of Internet' or '(the) Internet is over', and optionally suffixed with 'everyone go ho..