What is Trans Am?
1.
The ultimate rice raper. This car absolutely violates mustanges and imports. The 4th gen with the ws6 ram air and the ls1 is the most badass street car you can get for under 40 grand. they handle well, and burn tires like a junkyard. And shallow, piece of shit women everywhere cant wait to get fucked once they see you in one. :)
I think you pretty much got the point in the definition.
2.
Best equipped variant of a Pontiac
Trans Am's are always V-8's (except for a few 80's 3rd gen models offered with the spectacular Turbo V-6 Grand National engine.
The best examples are the 4th gen 93-97 LT1 and 98-02 LS1 powered Trans Ams. The WS6 Ram Air Trans Am is the most aggressively styled road rocket to ever hit the street. For a time was the official car of the NHRA. Often sited by car magazines as the best 'bang for the buck' musclecar money can buy.
On the road, they are imposing, rumbling, and a little indimidating to other commuters. A renegade-looking car. Outlawish. Disobedient. Muscular styling with the power to back it up and then some.
"My honday civic just got whooped by a trans am!"
"Damn...that's a nice car man. What is that, a trans am?"
"I wish I had a trans am."
"There goes that punk kid in his trans am."
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3.
Quite possibly one of the finest examples of ricer ass-beating known to human existance, the Pontiac Trans Am came fully equipped with 8 cylinders of raw american horsepower. When not blowing out Mustangs and Honda Civics, which can get to be a full time job, the Trans Am can be seen in local parking lots or anywhere there is a driver with some taste and refinement. Very popular with T-Topps AND super attactive women everywhere
Man, after a hard day of blowing out fords and imports in this sweet Trans Am, it good to have a girl blow me
4.
The most indestructable, intimidating, hardcore vehicle on this planet. People who drive a trans am, know whats good in life. except for here in miami, cause this place sucks. Made famous by Smokey and the Bandit movies.
Girls: Look at that guy in a Trans Am, he is so hot.
5.
Thee greatest musclecar, ever! Kickin ass since 1969. Yes sir, for little money, you can haul ass and beat anything. Hot chicks love these cars, and will probably give you head while enjoying a ride in your F-Body.
My Trans Am will kick the shit out of your pussy car.
6.
Muscle car of choice for the all american young man. The epitome of all manliness unless one of the fow homogay variants of purple is chosen.
My Trans Am is less gay than your Honda.
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The ultimate killer of import and domestic rice. These are the cousins of Chevrolet's Camaro's. They use the F Body chassis. These are pure American Muscle cars. These were like the ricers of the 70's and 80's. Except the only difference was they had big engines, torque, and looks. But they were similar to rice in their affordable price, and who was driving them (teens).
Smartass know-it-all geek: "A Trans Am isn't really a true muscle car."
Me: "Oh yeah, your right, my '79 403 6.6 trans is not a muscle car, but your Toyota Camry sure is, damn I bet you get loads of head in that sexy 4-banger!"
