Transcendentalist

What is Transcendentalist?


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a type of religion in which practicers do not engage in worldly activities such as sex, drugs, masturbation, gossip, murder, theft, lying, or exploitation. A transcendentalist is also a person of whome is a life-long virgin (without becoming horny or resorting to masturbation) or a person who is antisexual. Transcendentalists believe sex is wicked and the root of all worldly evils. Famous transcendentalists include: Aine Melkatz; Yumi Yoshimura; Ayumi Hamasaki; Suzuka Ohgo; and At Gouchni. Most transcendentalists are independent in style/clothing preferences and believe that the only way to pure success and happiness is through transcendentalism. They never marry and never have sexual contact with anyone of any gender. Transcendentalists usually transcend due to personal beliefs, tragic experiences, or existential meltdowns. A transcendental person may be called: transcendent; neutral; celibate; life-virgin; realist; idealist; transcended Christian; transcendental; transcendentalist; or Aine

Yezi, will you marry me?

NO! I'm a transcendentalist!

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