What is Transpanic?
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Non-Hispanic women who try to feign a Hispanic look by transforming their natural coloring - dying their hair jet black, and tanning the hell out of their skin. Extremely popular in the coldest, grayest parts of Eastern Europe.
Jadwiga isn't Spanish, Portuguese or Brazilian. She's a Transpanic from Radom, Poland.
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