Transylvanian Pouch

What is Transylvanian Pouch?

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Before having sex with a virgin, stick an egg in her vag. As you're fucking her, you scramble up that egg and beat it up real good. When you're done, pull out but have a skillet underneath her vag to catch the bloody, scrambled up egg. Cook it up and enjoy thoroughly!

I was hoping our first time we could try the Transylvanian Pouch to make it special.

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