What is Transylvanian Shoelace?

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The act of masturbating until you cum on a person's bare feet*, when the person bends over to wipe the cum off of their feet you procede to bite the person's anus causing them to bleed profusely.

*not to be confused with 'bear feet' because this will result in serious injury, and/or death to the masturbatory party

Mr. Jennings was being an ass hat, so I gave him the Transylvanian Shoelace.

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