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Edward Cullen's penis in the novel series Twilight. Since he is a vampire who sparkles, it's only logical that his penis spark..
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When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or " doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekee..
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A two-person awkward turtle.
Based off of the hilarious biology video of tortoises engaging in... mature behavior and grunting while an..