Traveling Pants

What is Traveling Pants?


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you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.

Guy: "Hey, how's it goin?"

Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"

Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."

-Traveling Pants travel away-

Guy: "Oh shit!"

Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"

-Girl walks away-

-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-

See traveling pants, pants, fuck, sex, dick


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