What is Traveling Pants?
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you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.
Guy: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-
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The same as a Hang Woman except you disembowel her with a schimtar after sex and climb inside her bowels to stay warm.
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exclimation of excitement, suprise, or dissapoitment
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