What is Traveling Pants?
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you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.
Guy: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-
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noun: a penis that is severely infected with any number of venereal diseases (mostly the worst ones out there like syphillis, clamidia, ..
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Being incredibly drunk. Once you pass being hammered, you are hammer tossed.
Mike - Wow Shelly was so drunk Friday night that she passe..
