What is Travisio?
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Contains 25% man, 50% heavy metal, 10% bacon, and 25%
Package includes a 12g combat shotgun, a case of Keystone Light, a pair of black cut-off shorts, and a pair of Emporio Armani reading glasses.
Every purchase comes with a free bottle of McCormick's Vodka. (Please drink responsibly.)
Must be atleast a quarter Viking to purchase.
Warning! When exposed to large amounts of alcohol, Travisio may become oblivious to its surroundings and may attempt to headbutt EVERYTHING.
Does not require batteries.
HEY MOM! I want a Travisio for Christmas!
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