What is Travisio?
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Contains 25% man, 50% heavy metal, 10% bacon, and 25%
Package includes a 12g combat shotgun, a case of Keystone Light, a pair of black cut-off shorts, and a pair of Emporio Armani reading glasses.
Every purchase comes with a free bottle of McCormick's Vodka. (Please drink responsibly.)
Must be atleast a quarter Viking to purchase.
Warning! When exposed to large amounts of alcohol, Travisio may become oblivious to its surroundings and may attempt to headbutt EVERYTHING.
Does not require batteries.
HEY MOM! I want a Travisio for Christmas!
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When some gay ass nigga take the shit you put down and try to make it his own.
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1. When one nigga pulls out his nine and f's another nigga up in the grill. This is generally caused by a nigga acting stupid.
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