What is Tread On A Frog?
To break wind LOUDLY & UNEXPECTEDLY!!!
"lovely day for a walk Camilla"
"yes Charles, I was <<QQUUUAAAARRRKKKSSHHLLOOOOOPPPZZIPP>> .... errr pardon me"
"oh, did you tread on a frog dear"?
"yes, and I think I've shat myself n'all"
See crapulence, pooper, honk