Treadmill Moms

What is Treadmill Moms?

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

Narnoffs

1. a nutsack dude you just got kicked in the narnoffs! See nar, off, nut, sack..

Retorical Email

1. Asking questions in an email that are retorical. Hey buddy what is up? How are you? What have you been up to?..

Grenaded

1. The act of being owned by a grenade. I just grenaded you pussy! See grenade, shotgunned, owned, you, gay..

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