Treadmill Moms

What is Treadmill Moms?

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

Gremlocks

1. When you jizz in a chick's hair, and it dries and becomes a nasty crusty lock of hair. "Oh yeah Mr. I-Have-Gremlocks?" ..

Bementia

1. A condition in which a person with the last name of Bement appears to have dementia. I've got a bad case of bementia right now!..

Ecnalubma

1. That stupid sign you see on the front of ambulances I got run over but luckily there was an ecnalubma there to save my ass See Mikey..

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