Treadmill Moms

What is Treadmill Moms?

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

King Brown

1. A 750ml bottle of beer. taking its name from one of our larger, beautiful & highly venomous snakes, The King Brown. Also see wife ..

Java Juiced

1. Overstimulated by a significant intake of caffine. "Don't pay any attention to him, he's just Java Juiced." See hi..

18 Jamaican Monkeys Tickle My Weiner

1. A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends wit..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Treadmill Moms Edit Meaning