Treadmill Moms

What is Treadmill Moms?

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

Fingerblast

1. To rapidly manipulate a vagina or asshole with one's finger. I fingerblasted the shit out of this chick's moist pussy last ni..

Janson

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Ferryed

1. (1) occurs when you are invited to a wedding to which you accept the invitation and then dont show up. "I am going to "Ferry&..

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