Treadmill Moms

What is Treadmill Moms?

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

Makin Cookies

1. to warm up ones house up I am cold... Go make some cookies!!!!..

Humpnight

1. Wednesday night. Derived from humpday. We're going to the Hut to hear the humpnight DJ. See humpday, wednesday, time, calendar..

Norp

1. Secret code for porn. Used when discussing in public or whenever deemed nessecary. "Dude, that was some killer norp you had."..

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