Treadmill Moms

What is Treadmill Moms?

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

Air Raid

1. When, seconds before orgasm, you jump in the air, grab on to the ceiling fan, and attempt to skeet on her while spinning. DeShawn: Dude..

Disarming White Woman Tears

1. When a white female bodied person realizes that what they said was blatantly racist and begins to panic, defend said statement and cry u..

Skunks

1. When playing the game soccer tennis u call skunks before the game starts. that means whoevers winning 3 nothing..like a shutout automa..

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