Treadmill Moms

What is Treadmill Moms?

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

Zooman

1. a wasteman who drinks giraffes via the bum "oi! u zooman u is melestin that giraffe!!!! See zooman, zoo, man, animal, wasteman..

Handjogging

1. The act of receiving or giving a hand job while running, sometimes for miles. My girl and I were handjogging down the street, and almos..

Orifest

1. a large gathering of orifaces. also: an uncommonly long-winded speach, even by oriface standards. Did you see Bono at the VMA's l..

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