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Getting so drunk it is only possible to focus with one eye closed.
"You shoulda seen Dave last night. He had his left eye closed ..
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A book or magazine with pictures of food so good it makes you say "more, yes, GIVE IT TO ME!!!" and then feel guilty just for ..
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Someone defined as stealing dildo's for personal use.
Keep your toys near and dear. Don't let any females become dildo snatch..
