What is Tree Beard?
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The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
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phrase you use, when there's something going on between two people (flirting, making out, eye-contact)
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Poonberry orchard is a means of saying "getting ass." It can be used as guy code for trying to get with girls.
Bharat: Dude i..
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When someone is getting a comeupance for something they have done wrong to someone else.
Bibas is about to feel the drafterglow of his ..
