What is Tree Beard?
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The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
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The white, viscous fluid that arises from a mans cock end. jizz, or cock glue.
Oh shit! I've man laminated my keyboard!..
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The feeling you get when pandas appear on the San Diego zoo Panda-cam.
Look! A panda! I feel pandatastic!
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