What is Tree Beard?
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The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
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The act of slipping a thumb into the anus during doggy stylesex. Which produces a raven-like screech from the recipient.
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The first two-three months of a relationship in which both participants can not stand to be seperated from each other for periods longer..
