What is Tree Beard?
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The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
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A student that sucks up to a teacher to get a good grade.
Victoria is a major Grade Fucker.
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A well fit bloke who sports vnecks and messy hair that is NOT straightened to bits. Listens to the Kooks and dances bare cute. Unlike an..
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German slang word for penis, which could be literally translated by "magic wand"
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