Tree Beard

What is Tree Beard?

The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.

"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."

See pubes, sex, treebeard, pubic hair, rug, carpet

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