What is Tree Beard?
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The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
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1. A dumbass, jackass, idiot and a moron.
2. Someone who loves to fuck chickens.
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verb: a special kind of dancing that involves a combination of moody thrashing and cheerful bopping around.
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