Tree Beard

What is Tree Beard?

The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.

"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."

See pubes, sex, treebeard, pubic hair, rug, carpet

Unhapinated

1. Unpleasant, not happy, so angry that you might Hulk out on Freddie Prinze Jr. Beer in my cereal makes me pretty unhapinated. See yuko..

Low Carb Booty

1. a flat butt as a result of excessive dieting and exercise. Wow, Yolanda has a nice shapely booty! Ugh, Phoebe has a low carb booty.....

Janit

1. 1. to clean 2. what a janitor does for a living no michael, you cannot play outside until you janit your room. See clean, tidy, janit..

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