Tree Beard

What is Tree Beard?

The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.

"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."

See pubes, sex, treebeard, pubic hair, rug, carpet

Amidst

1. amongst I'd rather stay alone than amidst with that kind of people I'd rather stay alone than being among that kind of peopl..

Electronic Depression

1. When a person has no life, and sits on the computer for hours or hours at a time. They usually think about all the negative things in li..

Queeferella

1. A hot bitch that queefs a lot of fucking times. Titi To was a fine as motherfucking queeferella. 1. A hot bitch that queefs a lot of ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Tree Beard Edit Meaning