What is Tree Beard?
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The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
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The lesbian act of touching and rubbing each other's vaginas together. Usually not applied to attractive, porn-star quality lesbian..
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the largest U.S. Air Force-operated base in England and the only U.S. Air Forces in Europe
umm... hey thats lakenheath air force base.
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The hot bitches that you can't help but sexually assault to the point of violence and torture.
Dude, your friend's mom...Tota..
