What is Tree Beard?
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The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
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member of the male persuasion that would rather pleasure himself using petroleum jelly rather than having sex with his girlfriend; see a..
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Yes, my dear friend. I have listened intently & hung upon your every word & wholeheartedly agree with every last thing you said ..
