What is Tree Beard?
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The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
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Exaggerated way of saying someone's gay.
He's so queer, he's Justin Timberfake from The Fagstreet Gays
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An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.
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