What is Tree Beard?
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The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
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High class fucking idiot
you my friend are a pedigree chump
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short for "i want to be an airborne ranger!", generally done while banging one's head into some solid, hard object. This..