Tree Beard

What is Tree Beard?

The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.

"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."

See pubes, sex, treebeard, pubic hair, rug, carpet

Nada Mucho

1. Spanish for Nothing much. Used when describing what's going on. What's up man? Nada mucho! See nada, not much..

Helmricking

1. the act of complaining nonstop about everything your roommates do, regardless of how mundaine mike was helmricking about adam's me..

Zabner

1. the greatest last name, which also leads to the coolest kids ever to live on this earth. dude, i wanna be a zabner. See awesome, radi..

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