Tree Chipper

What is Tree Chipper?

A device used for turning small children into dog food.

We shoved the baby into the tree chipper and watched cans of dog food pop out.

Tired And Emotional

1. Meaning " drunk," a catchphrase popularised by the British satirical magazine Private Eye in 1967 after being used in a spoof ..

You Don't Have Any Friends. You Were Adopted.

1. Two phrases frequently used to humiliate someone. You don't have any friends. You were adopted. OMG! Like he was adopted! WTF? Y..

Furry Wallet

1. When a woman uses sex, or sexual favors to pay for something. Jen didn't realize she had no money, so she payed the cabbie with he..

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