Tree Deer

What is Tree Deer?


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An elusive type of deer only ever heard about when it is apparently hit by a car at night with no witnesses to corroborate the driver’s story. Genetically similar to a telephone pole deer.

Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!

You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.

Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.

See made up, bullshit, farse, excuse, story, crash, wreck


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