Tree Deer

What is Tree Deer?

1.

An elusive type of deer only ever heard about when it is apparently hit by a car at night with no witnesses to corroborate the driver’s story. Genetically similar to a telephone pole deer.

Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!

You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.

Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.

See made up, bullshit, farse, excuse, story, crash, wreck
92

Random Words:

Assgrease
1. That not so clean feeling after sweat runs down your ass crack. Ugh, I have assgrease and my cheeks are slimey...
Read more
Remedyz
1. The most hyped, worst performing inline skates on the market. Owned by every little kid. Person 1: Did your boots last more than 3 mont..
Read more
Nipple Nose Trout
1. Term for a used condom floating in a body of water. I was enjoying a nice day fishing, until I reeled in a nipple nose trout. See cond..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free