What is Tree Deer?
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An elusive type of deer only ever heard about when it is apparently hit by a car at night with no witnesses to corroborate the driver’s story. Genetically similar to a telephone pole deer.
Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.
Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.
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The patchy,inconsistent and predominantly fluffy growth that builds up on the face in the awkward period when a male (or female, but let..
