What is Tree Fairy?
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The Tree Fairy, also known as the Winter Fairy, brings on the season of winter. The Tree Fairy flys around the world at night, over several weeks late in the year, injecting trees with a special poison. This poison, 'Trisphinxius X' causes, over a short amount of time, the falling off of the tree's leaves. The Tree Fairy works late in the year only, a she takes trips to Bermuda every summer. Legend has it that once upon a time a Norwegian Pine saved the Tree Fairy's life, and as a payment, she has never injected an 'evergreen' since. Hallelujah.
'I am the tree fairy, and I bring you cold, ugly trees!'
Random Words:
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To walk down to the supermarket with your coin jar to get your "spare" changed turned into paper money or goods.
After being ..
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gobby northerner , likes facts , hates bullshitters and treehuggers with emotional problems
That yellowisfriedegg is a gobby bugger..
