Tree Fluffing

What is Tree Fluffing?

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Also known as "fluffing the branches", tree fluffing is the act of pulling out the bent branches while putting up an artificial Christmas tree to make it appear fuller and more realistic.

"Adults do a better tree fluffing job. The children just don't get it"

(On the phone) *ring*

"Hello?"

"Hey, Linda. We're putting up our Christmas tree, and we were just wond-"

"ARE YOU FLUFFING THE BRANCHES?!?!?!"

See christmas, tree, fluff, branch, decorate
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