Tree Fucker

What is Tree Fucker?


1.

Someone who gets turned on by trees and bushes and constantly fucks them.

'oh yes, tree, baby, i love you' *in exhausted voice*

See Sarah

2.

(noun) a more extreme version of a tree hugger who must follow all of the following criteria:

-enviromentalist (tree hugger)

- activist

- vegan/vegitarian

- hates people who eat meat

- physically active

- knows too much about our waste and how it effects on earth.

A tree fucker is most likely wearing cargo pants and is a failure politician or a geography teacher.

"Why does my teacher have to be such a tree fucker. I'm going to fail just because I eat meat."

See tree hugger, geography, geo, politician

3.

dendropilliac. Sad, sorry, red neck, mixed up and confussed tree fuckers.

A tree fucker is as literal as you can get. take offense

See dendrophilliac, confussed, tree, sex, sad, sorry

4.

(n) A native american or person of otherwise indian heritage who is forced to have sex with trees because his wife is too unatractive.

"Hey i'd be a tree fucker too if i had a wife like that!"

See tree, fucker, indian, native american, redskin

5.

see lkay

has sex with trees alot

<Laurence-CC> I like to fuck trees, goats and sheep


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