Tree Fucker

What is Tree Fucker?

1.

Someone who gets turned on by trees and bushes and constantly fucks them.

'oh yes, tree, baby, i love you' *in exhausted voice*

See Sarah

2.

(noun) a more extreme version of a tree hugger who must follow all of the following criteria:

-enviromentalist (tree hugger)

- activist

- vegan/vegitarian

- hates people who eat meat

- physically active

- knows too much about our waste and how it effects on earth.

A tree fucker is most likely wearing cargo pants and is a failure politician or a geography teacher.

"Why does my teacher have to be such a tree fucker. I'm going to fail just because I eat meat."

See tree hugger, geography, geo, politician

3.

dendropilliac. Sad, sorry, red neck, mixed up and confussed tree fuckers.

A tree fucker is as literal as you can get. take offense

See dendrophilliac, confussed, tree, sex, sad, sorry

4.

(n) A native american or person of otherwise indian heritage who is forced to have sex with trees because his wife is too unatractive.

"Hey i'd be a tree fucker too if i had a wife like that!"

See tree, fucker, indian, native american, redskin

5.

see lkay

has sex with trees alot

<Laurence-CC> I like to fuck trees, goats and sheep

65

Random Words:

Sherrif's Badge

1. Slang for anus. Derrived from the fact that the anus looks like a Sherrifs Badge. See also "Rusty Sherrif's Badge" Tha..

Vomilicious

1. A contraction of the two words Vomit and Delicious. Vomit that tasts almost as good as the food that made you sick. Man! That lasagna ..

Pipe It

1. 1. (imperative) Shut up. 1. Sally: Honey, we need to talk. Fred: Pipe it. See shut up, shut it, pipe down, hush, shut the fuck up..