Tree Humper

What is Tree Humper?

1. An over enthusiastic enviormentalist. The nature equivalent of a PETA member.

2. A person who refuses to leave their sitting spot near, under, or by a tree of some kind.

1. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A TREE HUMPER?! JUST SET THE PAPER DOWN AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"

2. "Guys, I don't to go downtown...I'm fine here! -is dragged away from tree-"

See weirdo, crazy, peta

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