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When you use either your shit or someone elses shit as lubricant to masterbate.
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John: I ran out of lotion to jack-off last night s..
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Going onto a friends myspace or facebook page and adding all of their friends...
She friendswiped me last night and now she has all my ..
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A drunk who is shy until last call, at which point he'll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at home.
Bruce..