Tree Sex

What is Tree Sex?


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1. When trees (or any plant for that matter) shake pollen everywhere in spring. Treegasm.

2. The pollen that results from trees shaking or from having a treegasm.

2. Having sex in trees.

1. Guy: Dude, I don't want to go outside, there's a bunch of tree sex going down and I have allergies.

Dude: I thought that was herpes!

2. Guy: Aww, Dude! I got tree sex in my eyes!

Dude: I thought that was herpes!

3. Guy: Dude, I totally had tree sex with Gal last night!

Dude: Guy, she has herpes!

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