Tree Smacker

What is Tree Smacker?

When you wipe your ass with your forearm and let the shit dry until it hardens like tree bark, then smack someone in the face with it.

Jeffrey got hit with a tree smacker.

Fhq

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Vargasm

1. An orgasm only better Man that girl was so hot i just had a vargasm in my pants! See orgasm, sex, boobs, oral, intercourse..

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