Tree Smacker

What is Tree Smacker?

When you wipe your ass with your forearm and let the shit dry until it hardens like tree bark, then smack someone in the face with it.

Jeffrey got hit with a tree smacker.

Gref

1. A term coined by the gentlemen of Beckfoot School as an alternate to Minge, Clunge and Gash, when discussing the Vagina in conversation...

Rusty Tree Penis

1. A tree with a stick that is sticking up an ass. :D A rusty tree penis is sitting on a tree with it up your ass. See rusty, tree, nice,..

Kinderscum

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