Tree Smacker

What is Tree Smacker?

When you wipe your ass with your forearm and let the shit dry until it hardens like tree bark, then smack someone in the face with it.

Jeffrey got hit with a tree smacker.

Unflucky

1. The one word for the two words Unlucky and F**kin combined; i.e. UnF**kinLucky = Unflucky. "So the other day I realised that I was..

10 Wiper

1. The number of wipes to rid ones ass after a nasty shit. Usually follows the day after consuming large amounts of beer (also know as bee..

Zoolyzam

1. A slang word for labia If your zoolyzams are longer than your earlobes then you are probably a slut See zoolyzam, labia, genitalia, va..

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