Treefiddy

What is Treefiddy?


1.

Three Dollars and fifty cents.

Chef's dad: Ooh! It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this

boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the

paleolithic era, comes out of the water

Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on

earth is that creature?!"

Chef's dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...

Chef's mom: Oh it was so scary!

Chef's dad: And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and

said "I need about treefiddy"

silence

Kyle: What's treefiddy?

Chef's dad: Three dollars and fifty cents

Chef's mom: Treefiddy

Stan: He wanted money?

Chef's dad: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your

own goddam money!"

Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar

Chef's dad: She gave him a dollar

Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar

Chef's dad: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Ne! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got

more

2.

three-fifty

that's a spankin' new Mustang GT treefiddy


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