What is Treenis?
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Huge penis that can be mistaken for a tree, the kind of thing you see in modern porn. A penis so big you wonder how any mortal woman can take it.
Holy shit! That thing is huge! If your girl can take a treenis like that, she's ruined forever.
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"Now, I'm just gonna stick this treenis into this cuntree and make a lean-to shelter!"
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The name of a really cool gal named Trina.
Treenis, it ryhmes with penis.
14 inches of pure bliss.
He went with Treenis to the sports grill.
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Ok this is one my friends made up. A treenis is a drawing of a penis with leaves at the top so
Guy one: (drawing a penis on my friends shirt) LOOK A PENIS!
My friend: MY MOM'LL KILL ME IF SHE SEES THAT! i won't be able to wear that shirt!
Guy 1: No problem! (draws leaves at the top to make it look like a coconut tree) IT'S A TREENIS!
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