What is Trekking The Sahara?
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in the midst of a really big sexual drought. tearing the labels off items everywhere. no sign of sex anywhere. definitely not on the
- Jeez, you're shaking.
- I know, I know.
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Jim Beam Hand ?
- God no. Trekking the Sahara. Three months.
- Good Lord! I'll
mercyfuck you if I have to!
Random Words:
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Verb. To call something containing ranch RANCHTABULOUS
Dude! That new Chicken Rancher at AppleBee's is RANCHTABULOUS!!!
See apple..
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When two people fight only using their erections.
I am the boner jousting champion.
See joust, bone, er, boner, hardon..
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You have three choices when waking up to a roommate having sex in your room. Option three is to ask to join.
<load moaning>
&qu..
