Trekking The Sahara

What is Trekking The Sahara?


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in the midst of a really big sexual drought. tearing the labels off items everywhere. no sign of sex anywhere. definitely not on the friendship horizon, or anywhere else.

- Jeez, you're shaking.

- I know, I know.

- Jim Beam Hand?

- God no. Trekking the Sahara. Three months.

- Good Lord! I'll mercyfuck you if I have to!


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