Trend Micro

What is Trend Micro?


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One of the most horrible antivirus products in existance; see Norton and Mcafee definitions for similar examples of corporate crap.

Me; hmm I think ill play a game.

Trend Micro; Oh, hes playing a game. Time to update now! And clearly lets not be discreet about it, but how about we minimize his game and pop up a HUGE window that cannot be closed saying TREND MICRO IS UPDATING!!!.

Me; omfg...i just lost the game...runs uninstaller for Trend Micro.

See trend, micro, antivirus, slow, laggy, crap, in your face, fail


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