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Some asshole who raped my wife. He introduces himself as Ivan, The Cat; Esquire.
IvanTheCat ate my modem
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God. If tennis skill was money, Bill Gates and Oprah would be charity cases compared to Roger. You know that feeling when your woman c..
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When you beat a man in the face w/ an iron skillet so hard that it looks like he did the hundred-yard-dash in a 90-yard gym.
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