Trev

What is Trev?


1.

English slang for someone who wears all sports cloths (adidas, nike, rebok) and hangs around in a 'crew'. Very volitile and usually stupid. Avoid at all costs.

Also known as: skunners, townies and urboss shoscombs

"I was walking down the street yesterday and i was attacked by a crew of trevs"

2.

A person who is brought to a party by someone they have only just met, and who has no previous association whatsoever with anyone who is at that party, and is therefore completely out of place there.

"Did you see the trev Breen brought to Hotchode's party last night?"

See person, unknown, party, crasher

3.

A term originating in the Nana Entertainment Complex region of Bangkok in Thailand. The phrase or name refers to an obese Australian man with a ridiculous hairdo that somewhat resembles a skunk. The subject will have a fetish for Asian prostitutes and their gender will be of little concern to this predator. The subject has no qualms about tongue kissing male prostitues in public. When pressed the Trev will initially deny his actions and only when faced with the undeniable facts of his misdoings will he eventually admit his actions. On special occaisons a Trev may choose a female partner to which those in nearby rooms will hear the repeated phrase " Good Girl, Good Girl " accompanied by a loud annoying arse slapping sound.

The " Trev " was not concerned when advised that the prostitute he was tongue kissing possessed a large moustache and bulging adams apple.

See prostitute, anson, philip, thailand, lady boy

4.

T.R.E.V.S.-- stands for trampy, really envious, vile scum.

otherwise known as townies, kevs, scum, lowlife....etc

ill fuckin ave ya

what you starin at

you fuckin starting

fuck you you fuckin crusty goffic

5.

A trainee Kev. Usually 12-16 years old, whose only ambition in life is to have a Ford XR2i. Usually distinguishable for their love of Helly Hansen jackets, Burberry and sportswear, especially Addidas tracksuit trousers. They often congregate outside shops with their 50cc scooters which they insist on riding about six inches off your rear bumper. They then progress to a 1.1 Fiesta Mk2 with a dent in every panel, a poorly fitted bodykit with the 'primer' finish, odd wheels and a stereo worth more than the car. Which isn't hard. At this point they are now a fully fledged Kev, with the heirachy of whoever has the highest insurance cost is most senior.

Having evolved out of the undercut and happy hardcore of the mid to late 90s they now favour nu-metal of the 'sports metal' variety e.g. Limp Bizkit, Eminem etc and whatever generic trance is popular that week. Hair is usually shaved of bleached, skin is grey from their 40-a-day habit to 'look 'ard loike' and they often have some terrible piercings.

The female trevs are of two sorts. Younger ones, 13-15 who wear all their finest Fila, Kappa, Von Dutch gear, as much cheap jewellery as possible and more makeup than your average clown. Their ambitions are to be a pop star/model, hairdresser or get preggers and get a house out of the government.

The second sort are older and have achived the latter of their ambitions, then got fat. And ugly.

A group of 6 of us 20-30 year olds are leaving the beach. As we walk past a female trev we put some rubbish in a bin.

Trev "are focking starting something, focking come 'ere and say that, i'll focking have you"

Us "hahahahaha, don't bother"

Trev "i'll get my focking bruvva daahn, ee'll 'ave the lot of you ee's been in prison"

Us "HAHA! isn't it past your bedtime?"

See kev, trev, chav, townie, scallie, scum

6.

a term originating from the eastern bongolians, this type of person is hated by twins. He never makes sense except when talking about politics. This is due to a long lineage of polititians before him. However he will never become one himself because of his tendancy to get drunk and familiar with backpacks. He is an EXTREMELY tall man resembling more of a tree or skyscraper rather than a human. His favorite past time is sexy time. However he has never experienced this he can only imagine.

yo check out that trev. hes ugly

trev tried to make a sexy time and got shutdown again

i have a picture of trev playin in his own barf. i hope he runs for prez one day so that baby can be worth a million bucks

That trev just hit his head on the moon

See trev, trevor, politician, mayor


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