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Take a soda can that is empty, lube it up nice and slick then slide it into your partners vagina/anus. Get up real nice and close and st..
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totally cute, pretty, cool, awesome, spectacular, and amazingly wonderful yet totally sparkly!!!
Ashley: Maddie, I LOVE your purse!!!
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What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.
Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!
Granddaughter: M..