What is Trevor Hasell?
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a rare, obese, hairy, north american ape found most predominatly in small british columbian towns. while very easy to anger a trevor hasell they will often yell and threaten to give you a gun and then beat yo ass, all you have to do is say yes yes i agree and laugh quietly. this will slowly calm the trevor down. trevor hasells are very solitary creatures and usually limit themselves to 10 minutes of sunlight per day and are known for being extremely pale. they survive mainly on pop tarts and mcdonalds often bumming rides to the stores. they spend theyre time playing halo 3 and pwning n00bs. they are also extremely protective of their kill death ratio on halo. they reproductive habits of trevor hasells are unknown to man as trevors "get no poon". the easiest way to recognize a trevor hasell is to look for gay tapout and other UFC related apparel. other names for a trevor hasell include: t-bag, big rig, thundernuts, and beachy the beached whale.
guy 1: i got into this argument with a trevor hasell the other day. he said i could have a hand grenade and he would still beat my ass
guy 2: wow what a tard. what did you do?
guy 1: blew his bitch ass up with a hand grenade!
See trevor hasell , retard , halo , xbox , obese , pop tarts , mcdicks , t-bag
guy 1: i got into this argument with a trevor hasell the other day. he said i could have a hand grenade and he would still beat my ass
guy 2: wow what a tard. what did you do?
guy 1: blew his bitch ass up with a hand grenade!
