T-rex Defense

What is T-rex Defense?


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If an awkward girl won't leave you alone, make like Ian Malcolm and stop whatever conversation you were having to freeze like a statue. Her vision is based on movement and she will pass you by for tastier prey, like a T-Rex.

"Kelly from the bar came up to me last night and I couldn't shake her off, I had to utilize the T-Rex Defense in hopes she would move on and attack some lawyer guy on a toilet."

See scag, beer goggles, mung, freeze, ditch


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