T-rexing

What is T-rexing?


1.

A condition that is caused by heavily drinking alcohol.

Symptoms:

-Your arms curl up as your fingers point outwards as if you were a retarded T-Rex dinosaur.

- Staring off into oblivion

- unable to speak a clear modern language

This condition was made famous by a man named Pat Brister from the small mountain town of Granite Falls, Washington.

"Pat has had too much to drink tonight, he's already T-Rexing!"

See t-rexing, drinking, alcohol, drunk, pat, brister, granite

2.

The difficult act of preparing to root a kinky-type female with a bung eye. It involves retraining her arms so that her hands are only usable at shoulder level. You must then get her ready for action, switch off the light and jump into her blind spot.

Dondon: Bro, I scored this gammy-eyed nurse last night who was ripe for the T-Rexing. It took her fuckin' hours to find me in the darkness!

Fanwing: Bad cunt...

See gammy, bung, trex

3.

When you get so drunk that you become retarded and you tuck you elbows into your side and still try to use you hands, but they are short and useless, just like a T-Rex. This state of drunkeness my also be accompanied by slurred yelling that sounds like a roar. Getting this drunk usually involves blacking out and falling down.

Keven got so drunk last night he started T-Rexing.

See smashed, drunk, shithoused, pissed, tucker max drunk

4.

When you hug someone from behind while their arms are to their sides. The person being hugged can only move their arms up to their elbows therefore appearing to have short arms like a t-rex.

I like it when my girlfriend roars as I'm t-rexing her.

See t-rex, trex, t-rexed, t-rexer


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