Tried My Life

What is Tried My Life?


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when someone suggests you do something so outrageous that it is an insult to your entire life.

Larry: Hey Jen, you wanna come over tonight? My parents are gone, and we can do whatever we like...

Jen: Uh...no. Not in your wildest dreams. You seriously just tried my life.

See fuck my life, dis, crazy, impossible


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