What is Triff?
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1. Cool, awesome.
2. Attractive (used in a sexual manner)
An adjective taken from the dialect of the planet Landoor in the book "A Phule and his Money." Possibly a derivative of terrific.
1. Man, John's got one triff car
2. Jessica Alba, now there's a triff honey
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Way too offensive to say!
You are such a Triff!
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To masturbate and hold you penis for 3 hours until it dries up and the sperm becomes bubbles and pops, letting out a bunch of air; discharge of air through the penis
"I was in my closet masturbating but it didn't come out so later i triffed in front of my parents"
"I triffed into some girls pussy and the air made her queef"
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