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a non-meaty treat which looks like meat smells like shit and tastes nothing like meat!
"excuse me... do u sell quorn dawgs here?&q..
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catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving
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One of those words your father made up do describe food when you were young in an effort to mess with your head.
5 y.o. son: Whatcha e..