What is Trinity Preparatory School?
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Arguably one of the best private schools in the State of Florida. Rivals Lake Highland Prep in Central Florida. Known to be the school where the wealthiest and most intelligent attend classes in Central Florida. Parking lot filled with BMW's, Mercedes, and Lexus', lacoste and sperry apparel abound. Also has a very large jewish study body, though it is an Episcopalian School. Very difficult to gain admission, you must either be extremely wealthy or extremely inteligent. Very cliquey and elitist. Located in ritzy Winter Park, Florida. Yearly tuition $15,500 +
A BMW and Mercedes collide in Winter Park. Drivers are a blonde cheerleader, and a brunette feminist. They begin to argue. The cop shows up; They're arguging over gay marriage.
Cop: "You all must go to Trinity Preparatory School"
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