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Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.
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When a man is working on a project and a woman, more specifically their significant other comes over and starts asking stupid questions ..
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The act of taking a shit and freezing it, then proceeding to perform sexual intercourse whit the frozen dookie (the shit).
"The di..