Triple Jewish Bagel

What is Triple Jewish Bagel?


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A very special bagel, the best of the best. A bagel can only get elevated to this status by

1. being a bagel (duh)

2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever

3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew

Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.

John: Look, I have a Triple Jewish Bagel!

All: -gasp- All hail the Triple Jewish Bagel!

See bagel, jewish, politically correct, chompies, racist


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