Triple Nutz

What is Triple Nutz?


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The Nutz is a maneuver performed during sex, named after Dee S. Nutz (1898-1918), an American porn star who was injured during and unsuccessful attempt in 1913. It is a tiptoe-assisted jump with an entrance from the back and landing on the center of the tip of the male penis with the female vagina. The triple nutz is performed by rotating 3 times in the air before penetration. Denise Ballmaeister is credited as the first woman to successfully land a triple nutz, in 1978. In homosexual arenas, the quadruple nutz has supposedly been pulled off. However, no porn star has yet landed a clean quadruple nutz jump on camera.

Last night me and my wife decided to try something new. I suggested the triple nutz and she suggested the double nutz. I should have listened to her: now my penis is broke.

See rusty trombone, cincinnati bowtie, tea bag, dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer

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The Nutz is a maneuver performed during sex, named after Dee S. Nutz (1898-1918), an American porn star who was injured during and unsuccessful attempt in 1913. It is a tiptoe-assisted jump with an entrance from the back and landing on the center of the tip of the male penis with the female vagina. The triple nutz is performed by rotating 3 times in the air before penetration. Denise Ballmaeister is credited as the first woman to successfully land a triple nutz, in 1978. In homosexual arenas, the quadruple nutz has supposedly been pulled off. However, no porn star has yet landed a clean quadruple lutz jump on camera.

Last night me and my wife decided to try something new. I suggested the triple nutz and she suggested the double nutz. I should have listened to her: now my penis is broke.

See dirty sanchez, cincinnati bowtie, rusty trombone, cleveland steamer, tea bag


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